Would You Spend $10,000 on a Bikini Made of Pizza?

So for the totally reasonable price of $10,000, for one day and one day only, you can get fitted for a customized bikini made of homemade dough, fresh mozz, tomato sauce, and, of course, some pepperoni.

It’s not at all clear how you’d actually wear this without getting so slathered in grease that the suit would fall right off, but maybe you can be the brave soul who finds out.

 

Either way, this is obviously a worthwhile investment sure to only get better with age… But if you’re looking for a cheaper alternative, you can always just pick yourself up a pie and lay the slices over your naked body while you sit out in the sun?

 

You can now spend $10,000 on a bikini made of pizza

 

Fashion in 2017has so far been really, um interesting? But it has yet to be this savory.

So for the totally reasonable price of $10,000, for one day and one day only, you can get fitted for a customized bikini made of homemade dough, fresh mozz, tomato sauce, and, of course, some pepperoni.

It’s not at all clear how you’d actually wear this without getting so slathered in grease that the suit would fall right off, but maybe you can be the brave soul who finds out.

Either way, this is obviously a worthwhile investment sure to only get better with age… But if you’re looking for a cheaper alternative, you can always just pick yourself up a pie and lay the slices over your naked body while you sit out in the sun?

 

In honor of National Bikini Day on July 5th, Villa Italian Kitchen has designed a two-piece bathing suit made entirely of ACTUAL pizza. No, not a mere pizza pattern, real dough and cheese and stuff.

Image: Kendall + kylie

kendall and kylie jenner superimpose their faces over tupac and biggie on new t-shirts https://t.co/BhgidSdE8k pic.twitter.com/grNTrZG7nB

— i-D (@i_D) June 29, 2017

Your eyes aren’t deceiving you. That’s a picture of one of Kylie’s Instagram posts superimposed over a picture of beloved rapper, Tupac.

The sisters have also placed their billion dollar faces on shirts with the album covers of The Notorious B.I.G., Pink Floyd, Metallica, and Led Zeppelin, and people are, unsurprisingly, really pissed. So, if this makes you mad, you’re not alone. People on Twitter had a lot to say about the disrespectful “fashion.”

I hope the Biggie/Tupac estates sue the shit outta Kendall and Kylie

— B*cky (@italisvital_) June 29, 2017

How the fuck are you gonna do Jim Morrison like that pic.twitter.com/6m4AJXEMQ9

— brownsuga (@Brownsuga_1223) June 29, 2017

have they not tainted 2pac’s legacy enough with that shitty movie n now Kendall and kylie make t shirts with him aND them on it??? Disgustin

— edeath♡༄ (@Edithluvsjesus) June 29, 2017

Kendall and Kylie have lost their damn minds. Putting their faces over true icons. are they srsly that clueless?! Tf

— Sammy Sopita (@sambamb00m) June 29, 2017

Kendall and Kylie copying black culture again ? Shocked? Not at all, but since everyone else is . pic.twitter.com/w0HhIJRCzW

— ISTANLEGENDS (@childofchiefSo) June 29, 2017

Oh yeah, did we say the sell for $125?

Kendall and Kylie really think they can plaster their face on any legendary band/artist for a t-shirt and sell it for $100+?! 😩😡

— tayler 🍓 (@tayragang) June 29, 2017

Why would Kendall and Kylie Jenner think they could just plaster their faces and initials over Biggie and Pac? pic.twitter.com/Mh0yZWKzxw

— Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick) June 29, 2017

Kendall and Kylie are trash for so many things… but this… this is straight disrespectful, and they’re selling them for $125 each 🤦🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/W50WqHUpRw

— Cj Conde (@carloscjconde) June 28, 2017

Kendall: I’m such a rock chick I love *looks at smudged writing on her hand* Pink Fluid and The Rolling Rocks

— nisa🍒 (@sologivenchy) June 28, 2017

Of course, Kylie and Kendall had absolutely no problem modeling their tees for their Twitter followers. Because when will they learn?

vintage tees coming to https://t.co/3cyzli5OR2 tomorrow at 10am pst @KendallandKylie pic.twitter.com/zH2rjqgfF3

— Kendall (@KendallJenner) June 27, 2017

Vintage tees are available now at https://t.co/uH0qthUmCA @KendallandKylie pic.twitter.com/veKRqT45nE

— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) June 28, 2017

Even more shocking (well, maybe not), is that the shirts sold so quickly that some of them on the site were in “low stock,” which means people were actually buying them.

However, due the backlash, Kendall and Kylie have since removed the shirts from their site, and Kendall has issued an apology via Twitter.

💜 pic.twitter.com/wfcNyNBgVe

— Kendall (@KendallJenner) June 29, 2017

Just goes to show that, unfortunately, nothing is more powerful than the Jenner/Kardashian name, no matter what they get themselves into.

[H/T: Entertainment Weekly]

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So for the totally reasonable price of $10,000, for one day and one day only, you can get fitted for a customized bikini made of homemade dough, fresh mozz, tomato sauce, and, of course, some pepperoni.

It’s not at all clear how you’d actually wear this without getting so slathered in grease that the suit would fall right off, but maybe you can be the brave soul who finds out.

Either way, this is obviously a worthwhile investment sure to only get better with age… But if you’re looking for a cheaper alternative, you can always just pick yourself up a pie and lay the slices over your naked body while you sit out in the sun?

Fashion in 2017 has so far been really, um interesting? But it has yet to be this savory.

In honor of National Bikini Day on July 5th, Villa Italian Kitchen has designed a two-piece bathing suit made entirely of ACTUAL pizza. No, not a mere pizza pattern, real dough and cheese and stuff.

So for the totally reasonable price of $10,000, for one day and one day only, you can get fitted for a customized bikini made of homemade dough, fresh mozz, tomato sauce, and, of course, some pepperoni.

It’s not at all clear how you’d actually wear this without getting so slathered in grease that the suit would fall right off, but maybe you can be the brave soul who finds out.

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